Dear Paul

Dear Paul,

Doth my RSS reader deceive me?

Date	Title
18 Jun 2022	Dear Zach
9 Dec 2016	🌟 When everything's important, nothing is! 🌟
30 Aug 2016	Slicing SVG 9 Ways
…

As I’ve been away from Twitter and have only encountered this link via my RSS application, I’ve taken it upon myself to contact Feedbin support to correct what must be an error in their typically inerrant feed reading application experience.

I have not yet clicked through to your web blog out of concern for my own cybersecurity. I suspect that I am being targeted for an elaborate phishing attack. No one will be jacking my clicks, I can assure you of that.

If not a nation-state level cyber-attack: might this be yet another instance of a Richard Revolution video trolling?

Or perhaps you’ve simply let your domain name renewal lapse. Has the technology behind domain parking pages advanced to a never before seen level of individualized personalization? Is this a marketing ploy by GoDaddy on this the most sacred of company holidays: GoFather’s Day?

Please contact me through the usual second-factor back-channels to ensure that everything is—as GitHub status tweets casually and confidently repeat—operating normally.

Until then I’m afraid the link will remain unapologetically and skeptically :not(:visited).

Kind domain shards, Zach