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    1. Sadly, there were divorces and broken families and bad things that came out of that. But I also learned that I could eat an entire family size pack of Oreos covered in maple syrup in one sitting
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    Sadly, there were divorces and broken families and bad things that came out of that. But I also learned that I could train my cat to poop in the human toilet and work the bidet #PersonalGrowth