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        1. both @JeffFortenberry and I implore you all: please stop sharing this picture. this is serious—it took four-months to investigate. we both want to avoid the barbara streisand effect normally associated with a story like this that would be a worst case scenario, really @zachleat/1103743216640319488
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        @BarbraStreisand I am so sorry I used your legal name here and not your chosen name
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      barbra you lovable scamp I can’t believe you bought that yard sign and put it in your yard
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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    Y’all—we have a full fledged crime spree on our hands. Four or five individuals ALLEGEDLY went to @JeffFortenberry’s office and put Googley eyes on the photographs of Jeff hanging there. Jeff: it’s time to call in the National Guard. Starts at 1:26 1011now.com/video?vid=511507722